Peas be with you, cos I’ve got bugger all

peas in podI stumbled on this photo from last year and breathed a heavy sigh.

I did get a harvest of peas last week, but only enough to feed two concentration camp internees. Or perhaps one anorexic… on a diet.

Mind, I don’t feel so bad about the peas as I do about, say, the lousy onions. Peas are always a bugger to grow well, even in ‘good’ seasons. You’ve got the disgusting pea moth, whatever you do. And in my area, pigeons target pea plants with single-minded ruthlessness.

As I’m fond of saying (this year, at any rate): there’s always next year.

14 Responses to “Peas be with you, cos I’ve got bugger all”

  1. Rachael Says:

    Last year I vowed I would never do peas again, but I had a bulging packet of pea seeds and couldn’t resist. And I have been punished by pigeons and pea moth. Next year I’m doing dwarf peas under enviromesh and it’s their LAST CHANCE

  2. Phil Says:

    Nope, no peas ever again, failed for the fourth year in a row, I had t h r e e pods out of 10 plants….

  3. The Idiot Gardener Says:

    With your poor peas and my empty broad bean pods, we should open a shop that doesn’t sell legumes!

  4. Rham Says:

    Not exactly peas, but this year I have tried ‘mange-tout’ for the first time and it’s been a total success, with no problems whatsoever with pests or disease and a very abundant crop! Definitely a must for next year.

  5. Amy Says:

    I managed 1 meal and then they withered and died. At least it gives the beans a bit more room…

  6. Says:

    Never grown them myself and from all the comments I’ve read I’m quite glad about that!

  7. Simon Says:

    I tried a competition … Kelvedon Wonder versus Lancet. The result was both got eaten by mice before germinating. I tried again and after germination and growing for a while, the results are in. They are both rubbish this year.
    Last year and the year before we had such a great crop that we were able to plant and collect a second crop. I don’t know what happened this year but the peas have been worse than the onions from sets.

  8. Soilman Says:

    How reassuring. And I thought it was just drought that screwed mine up.

    For the record: The best pea variety EVAH is Hurst Greenshaft – for those who’ve yet to try peas. People who think another variety is best are, of course, wrong.

  9. Tanya Walton Says:

    my peas are terrible this year too…in fact I have totally given up on even picking the seeds…I am thinking about putting in a late harvest to see if that does any better as I have really missed them this year…an allotment neighbour of mine has grown peas with purple pods and they seem to be the only ones on the plot that are doing any good!!

    Like you say SM…there’s always next year.

  10. Ruth Says:

    For me, you can’t beat Alderman, forget Hurst Greenshaft. Alderman grows 5 feet tall and I’m drowning in peas year after year. Don’t know why anyone grows piddling little peas.

  11. Kathy Says:

    I had enough peas this year to feed my ravenous (but anti-vegetarian) teenage son one very nice serving. He ate them fast and no complaints, so I imagine they were delectable. My own personal garden chipmunk ate the rest of my peas – uninvited.

    Why do we keep growing peas?

    Alderman is great. I’ve tried to grow this variety about 3 years now.

    Looking forward to next year’s harvest. Cheers!

  12. mike pitt Says:

    well i only grow mange tout style peas and always a sucees.True peas take up too much space for the final result.keep going Soilman i had a a couple of years of failure on my tiny veg olt but this year has so far been good.

  13. mikes dad Says:

    Alderman for me too , thousands of them for weeks , watered every day bless them , no point in little peas as Ruth says , always grow Alderman , sometimes grow Telephone too , another tall pea, easy peasy [pun intended]

  14. itsonlyneal Says:

    Having read all your comments whilst reeling from my disasterous crop of peas this year i have decided to grow “mange tout” next season, fingers crossed they do better!! keep up the good work soilman!